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Indy Rules

Finally got to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and it rocks!  I don’t know what all of the critics were complaining about, maybe the film isn’t dark and somber enough for them, if so I’m sure The Dark Knight will more than make up for it this July.  For me from the minute when Harrison Ford and his buddy are surrounded by guns and he tells the other man to put his arms down because he is embarrassing them, I was hooked.

After a seemingly endless series of lackluster action films and thrillers, it is great to see Ford back in harness, the charm and charisma are still there, and like his cinematic father Sean Connery, he can still make a believable hero at a time when most men his age are preparing to take it easy from now on.

The film delivers everything you have come to expect from an Indiana Jones picture; great stunts, fist fights, care chases, creepy tomb raiding with death traps, and plenty of humorous exchanges along the way,  best of all he gets to crack that whip several times in the course of the film.   Some of the highlights include  a car chase inside a warehouse,  Indy’s  clever escape from an atom bomb explosion using a major appliance of the 1950’s ( the image of him silhouetted against a mushroom cloud is an instantly iconic shot), crawling through two tombs, going over three consecutive waterfalls, having to be pulled out of quicksand with a snake for a rope, and Indy silhouetted against another classic 1950’s image that I don’t want to spoil for the few who haven’t seen the movie yet.

Of course one of the biggest highlights is the pairing of Karen Allen with Harrison Ford.  Once she enters the film at about the halfway mark, where Ford and LaBeouf have wrung just about all they can from the buddy cop/teacher mentor motif they were doing, the film switches to domestic comedy in the face of danger with Ford and Allen bickering so much that even their Russian guard yells at them to shut up.  Ford and Allen still have that great chemistry from the first film.

I can understand some of the complaints, it must have been off putting to see Indy engaging in a science fiction based story as opposed to a supernatural one, but the setting is the fifties and that suits the time period better than the late thirties and early forties, when supernatural horror was popular in films of the period, just as science fiction was the mainstay of fifties cinema.  I don’t get the complaints about Cate Blanchett’s performance.  It isn’t the one note stereotypical caricature critics have accused it of being, and I think her accent is well done.  Maybe they just don’t like seeing a great actress doing what they consider a mindless popcorn film.  I know why she did it, it’s the same reason that we all love Indy movies, at the end of the day, they’re just plain fun.  And what’s wrong with that?

Serial of the Month: Holt of the Secret Service

 When you think of the blockbusters for this summer, most will be thinking of Iron Man, or The Dark Knight.  But for me it is the new Indiana Jones movie, big shock coming from a serial fan I know.  I’m sure that even though he is a little too old for the action Harrison Ford will make it believable, just like Sean Connery does, and for that matter so does Jack Holt.

Noted engraver Severn (Ray Parsons) is run off the road by a gang of crooks who grab him, but are spotted by the police, who give chase. Crimp (Joe McGuinn) is shot and wrecks his car, which allows the rest of the gang to get away. Crimp is taken to a nearby prison hospital to be treated for his wounds.

Famed Secret Service Agent Jack Holt (Jack Holt) is assigned to the case. Going under the guise of recent San Quinton escapee Nick Farrel, Holt has himself admitted to the prison hospital with “broken ribs” from his escape and gradually strikes up a friendship with Crimp. Holt tells Crimp he has an escape planned and will take him along if he can provide a hideout.

Meanwhile Severn has been taken to the gang’s canyon hideout where Valden (Tristram Coffin) has him tortured until he agrees to make a set of plates and start running off large quantities of counterfeit bills. When the first set is completed, Valden takes them to his boss, “Lucky” Arnold (John Ward), who tells Valden to have Severn start making fives and tens as they will be easier to pass through his gambling boat and race track.

Holt is visited in prison by Kay Drew (Evelyn Brent) another Secret Service operative who is posing as his wife. They have a conversation in code and after she leaves Holt tells Crimp that their escape is all set. That night at 10 O’Clock, Holt lures the guard from his desk by pretending he has re-injured himself. Holt slugs the guard, then he and Crimp race down the stairs toward a waiting getaway ambulance. Their escape is discovered before they get past the gates and the police pursue them, but are tricked by a decoy ambulance and lose them.

The real ambulance drops the two men at a deserted spot where Kay is waiting with a car. Crimp directs them to a river where he has a canoe hidden. He tells Holt he can’t take Kay with them, “The Boss don’t like dames”. Kay starts to argue but Holt tells her he needs here to ditch the car. Kay slips Holt a note telling him she’ll try to follow on land and when they get to the hideout she’ll go get the agents waiting to hear from them.

Once out on the river, Holt reads the note by the light of a cigarette but misses his pocket when putting it away. The wind blows it to Crimp who can make out enough of the words to realize who Holt really is and attacks the T-Man. Holt beats the other man into unconsciousness, but too late realizes they have drifted too close to a waterfall. The current carries the canoe and both men over a hundred foot drop toward jagged rocks below….

An obvious attempt by Columbia to compete against Republic’s Dick Tracy serials this serial fooled me at first.  When it starts out the plot is played straight, which is quite a surprise coming from Horne, but by the third chapter he is back in his familiar territory  with slapstick fights, bizarre plot twists, and blurted out lines that border on burlesque.

As with a lot of serials the plot is broken up into to parts.  The first section is almost completed limited to the canyon hideout as Holt and Brent try and rescue the kidnapped engraver.  The second section is a back and forth chase with first the good guys getting the counterfeit plates and then the bad guys getting them and then back to good guys, etc.  This section gets too padded out with double crosses coming on top of double crosses from with in the gang. Finally things get really absurd when everyone  heads for a jungle island to fight a dictator who has gained control of the plates.  The sight of Jack Holt dressed in his black suit and snap brim hat duking it out with an entire tribe South  American natives…and winning is just too silly  to contemplate.

Most of the comedy breaks into two camps.  There is the domestic squabbling of Holt and Brent as they continue their ruse of being married in the early chapters.  Their fights are actually pretty funny with the insults flying fast and furious between them while everybody else stands around getting exasperated with the couple.  The other humor is the slapstick, which gets jump started in Chapter Three as Holt fights another man with a combination of wrestling holds and head slapping that looks like it was choreographed by Benny Hill.  From there on in Holt shows that even in his fifties he is more than a match for five or six men as he is constantly getting into scrapes with entire rooms full of people and mopping the floor with each and every one of them.

Actually Holt is the entire show for this serial.  Another in his long list of films made to fulfill another high paying contract, like Cat People (1942), Holt gives it his all.  No matter how buffoonish the situation or insipid the dialogue, Holt plows ahead maintaining a commitment to the role, like Bela Lugosi, he’s been paid to act and damn it he’s going to act.  He growls, frowns, sneers, barks out lines, threatens, wisecracks, and all the while taking everything completely seriously.  He’s the saving grace of a farcical serial that without him would be hard to sit through. Heck, I even believe he could take out five men in a fight without breaking a sweat.

He is well paired with Evelyn Brent, who is thankfully a little older than the usual heroine, having been a silent star herself, which makes their marriage cover story more believable. She isn’t a heroine who’s only job is to be rescued, she wades into fights, talks tough and wisecracks as much as Holt himself, though she does get to be rescued by him in a few cliffhangers, this is a serial after all, but for the most part she is one of the more competent assistants a hero ever had.

Sadly John Ward, in his big  break to play something other than a fastidious Englishman, falls flat on his face.  He’s fine when he’s playing the fuddy duddy gambler he pretends to be, all mawkish apologies and starting every sentence with “I say.”  The problem is when he drops all pretense and tries to make like James Cagney, his attempts to issue gruff orders and threats while maintaining an attitude of cultured civility doesn’t work, his voice is too milquetoasty  and makes the character come off more as a petulant child than a mobster.

Even worse for Ward is in the final chapters when Stanley Blystone’s dictator gets introduced and blows Ward off the screen.   Blystone makes an aggressive and menacing villain who can actually take on Holt, his scene in the final chapter where he prepares to sadistically blind Holt with a branding iron has to be one of the all time squirm in your seat moments from the serials, and makes you wish Blystone had been the main villain all along.  Now that would have been a serial!

New Superman Book

The new book by Jake Rosen Superman vs. Hollywood chronicles the character’s history with being adapted to other mediums.  The bulk of the book is dedicated to the Christopher Reeve’s films and the decade long pre-production behind the scenes development hell Superman Returns (2006) was locked in (nearly half the book).  There are individual chapters dedicated to the George Reeves show of the fifties, the Superboy series in the eighties and the Dean Cain program of the ninties.  But for the serial fan the pickings are slim, the two Kirk Alyn serials comprise barely seven pages in a chapter that is also dedicated to Bud Collyer’s radio show and the Fleischer cartoons, and offer little in the way of new information for us cliffhanger enthusiasts.  The only new bit of information it contains about the two serials is that Katzman apparently  hired Alyn for Blackhawk (1952) after the actor complained to him that his Superman serials had typecast him.  There I have now saved you seventeen bucks plus tax.