VCI Thoughts

Think I’m on a roll with these titles.  I finally got around to getting a copy of Radio Patrol and will hopefully find time to watch it this weekend.  As I was putting it into it’s newly appointed slot between Overland Mail and Raiders of Ghost City ( no comments, I’ll get around to a DVD copy of Radar Men From the Moon eventually) and began comparing my DVD titles to my VHS titles and noticed there were several titles not on DVD yet, like  Blackhawk and Mystery of the Riverboat.   Why is that? VCI put out many more titles on VHS back in the 90’s than they have now on DVD.

Sure Alpha Video has beat up copies of The Great Alakian Mystery and Don Winslow of the Navy, but VCI also released these titles along with Red Barry, Don Winslow of the Coast Guard, The Scarlet Horseman, The Mysterious Mr. M and The Shadow on VHS, so why not DVD (yes I know that many of these titles are available elsewhere on DVD but lets stick to VCI for now).

I’ve looked around their site and have seen no mention of the rest of their catalog getting released, there have been no announcements on In the Balcony either.  I can’t think it is because of rights, Alpha only puts out public domain titles. It can’t be due to not having good copies of the films, their release of Return of Chandu looks as crappy as Alpha’s.  So what’s the hold up?  I’m sure most fans would have snapped up Red Barry just to have all of Buster Crabbe’s Universal serials.  The Don Winslows have always been popular in the fandom and are guaranteed to sell.  Ditto for The Shadow.  And hey, what old movie buff wouldn’t want Mystery of the Riverboat just for Mantan Moreland alone?  I think VCI is missing a good bet and some healthy profits by not putting out the rest of their catalog.

Squadron Thoughts

A while back some  message board threads were discussing different things about the Serial Squadron, both pro and con, and I suddenly realized I hadn’t been to the site in several months.  It had been so long that the address had fallen off my drop down box.  In looking back I noticed it wasn’t a conscious decision, I hadn’t got ticked off about something and said “Well, I’m never going back there again!”  If I remember correctly my last post was a rather innocuous one.  For some reason I just stopped going.

Curious about how I could just abruptly stop something like that without realizing I had, I became even more introspective than usual to see why.  It came down to two things.  One is that I go to message boards to take about serials, and sometimes other types of films, and the Squadron seems to be set up solely to sell Squadron product.  Nothing wrong with a guy selling stuff he makes, America’s business is business as Calvin Coolidge used to say, but as I don’t go through dealers, only buying retail (sort of a self checking system on my part to keep me from bankrupting myself, if I can’t get it through Borders of Best Buy I don’t really need it) I feel it is a bit disingenuous of me to go there since I am never going to buy any of their DVD-R’s.

Two is that I’m just tired of arguing with Eric.  Every time I go there he posts something so inflammatory to me I felt the need to respond.  And then there would be a long ongoing argument, which was kind of fun at first, as I’ve never really tried to defend my position on opinions before.  I even tried to make it fun by inserting debate and chess jokes at the end of my posts, which apparently had the opposite effect on Eric and thread responses got very heated on his part.  I think the last argument we had was about actors mispronouncing words and names on purpose.

Yes you read that right.  And the absurdity of it must have hit home on an unconscious level at first.  Because quite frankly I just don’t care about the things that apparently get Eric so worked up.  I don’t care how fans choose to watch serials, I don’t care that the new Green Lantern movie will be about Hal Jordan and not John Stewart, I don’t care if an actor doesn’t pronounce mercury the way everyone else does, I would rather talk about how much I liked or didn’t like The Galloping Ghost or Son of Tarzan, which I can’t get on that message board.

I know that this post may cause a very heated and angry response from Eric on the Squadron board, but as I probably won’t see it, I guess it doesn’t really matter what names I may or not be called, or accused of implied ulterior motives, as I said in previous paragraph, I really don’t care anymore.  Like Mike Nesmith I’ll just keep on keeping on.

Serial of the Month: The Lost City

I don’t think there has ever been a serial as talked about in the fan community as this one.  Some feel it is one of the best made serials of the thirties and shouldn’t be maligned for it’s attitudes toward minorities, which were no worse than other films from the era.  Personally I think that is a crock.  Is it well made? Yes.  Are the racist attitudes in line with other films from the time?  Yes and no.  While other jungle films have held racist attitudes toward minorities, they are not even close to what goes on in this serial.  The Lost City (1935) is more in line with Birth of a Nation (1915) than Trader Horn (1931), a technically excellently made film that has an embarrassingly insulting racist attitude throughout, which I will get into later on.

The serial opens with the planet being buffeted by terrific electrical storms.  Electrical engineer Bruce Gordon (Kane Richmond) invents a machine to trace the source of the disturbances.  His theories are scoffed at by scientists Reynolds (Ralph Lewis) and Colton (William Millman).  Their derision is short lived when Bruce traces the cause to a remote area in Africa.  Representatives from different nations immediately back Bruce in an expedition to try and find out what is causing the storms and put an end to it.  Bruce and his buddy Jerry (Eddie Fetherstone) plan to leave right away.  Reynolds and Colton join the group in the hopes of finding a way to cash in on Bruce’s discovery.

The trail leads to an isolated trading post run by Butterfield (George “Gabby” Hayes).  Bruce sets up his machine and learns that the source of the disturbance is coming from a place called Magnetic Mountain.  Butterfield immediately warns the group not to go to Magnetic Mountain.  Suddenly trader Andrews (Milburn Moranti) stumbles in saying his carriers were attacked at Magnetic Mountain by giants.  Bruce decides to continue on anyway and his expedition heads out.

Underneath Magnetic Mountain are the remains of an ancient scientifically advanced city.  Zolok (William “Stage” Boyd) is the last of the city’s original inhabitants.  He rules over a slave population made up of mutated natives he grabs from passing safaris and turns the captured natives into mindless giants who obey his every command.  Helping him in this is the handsome Appolyn (Jerry Frank) and the hunchback albino pygmy Gorzo (William Bletcher).

Zolok also has captured scientist Manyus (Joseph Swickard) and his daughter Natcha (Claudia Dell).  Manyus does Zolok’s bidding in return for Zolok not harming his daughter.  It is his scientific knowledge that Zolock uses to create his giants and the inventions that are causing the storms as part of Zolok’s scheme to take over the planet.

When Bruce turned on his machine in Butterfield’s, it caused an interference with Zolok’s machines.  Zolock traces the disturbance to Bruce, and using an advanced form of television, sees them coming toward the mountain.  Dispatching Gorzo and his head slave Hugo (Sam Baker) to take care of the expedition, Zolok also forces Natcha to scream into a microphone.

Bruce and Jerry hear the scream come from a small hut (infamous line “That sounds like a white woman!”).  Investigating the hut, Bruce and Jerry are dropped through a trap door into a dark pit.  Colton and Reynolds are grabbed by Hugo while Gorzo laughs maniacally….

While the serial is pushed as a sci-fi extravaganza, the sci-fi is only utilized in the first few chapters and in the climax.  After Bruce and Jerry fall into the Lost City they spend a couple of chapters seeing all the scientific wonders then they escape with Natcha in pursuit of Reynolds and Colotn who have abducted her father.  From that point Butterfield becomes the main villain, wanting to grab Manyus for his own schemes while Natacha becomes the amorous target of slave trader Ben Ali (Gino Corrado) and Bruce has inadvertently caught the eye of rival slave trader Queen Rama (Margot D’Use), Reynolds and Colton are quickly dispatched with at this point.  While this  is going on, Appolyn follows behind watching for his chance to grab them and reporting back to Zolok who waits impatiently in front of his TV for the man to get the job done. After all of the minor villains have been taken care of, and Butterfield and Gorzo both have a change of heart to become good guys, everyone ends up back in the Lost City toward the end of Chapter Eleven to set up the big explosive climax.

The plot is a bit disjointed, with the jungle story working a little better than the sci-fi part. Perhaps if the writers had kept most of the action in the city with only occasional forays outside (like Phantom Empire) it might have worked better.  As it is, with only three and a half chapters taking place in the city, there isn’t enough time to really get enjoy all the gadgets that get bandied about, except for the ray gun Appolyn uses a few times in the jungle before it is destroyed.

The acting is all pretty good.  Kane Richmond gives an assured performance full of that laid back charm he always exuded so effortlessly.   Fetherstone makes a good sidekick.  He is dependable in a fight, shows some real smarts in rescuing the hero and, as he would do in his Horne serials at Columbia, shows that great comic timing of his with a wisecrack for every occasion.

Boyd plays his part like a Warner’s gangster, barking out lines in a rat-a-tat style more associated with Edward G. Robinson than Bela Lugosi.  Supposedly he was drunk during most of the shoot, but it isn’t evident until his final scenes where he stumbles around the set and seems to be trying to remember what he is supposed to be doing.

Hayes is excellent as the scheming Butterfield.  He exhibits ruthless cunning mixed with a sleazy charm as he tries to kill the heroes and play the two slave traders against each other so he can have Manyus’ knowledge for himself.  Later when he is rescued from certain death and changes sides, comes one of the campiest exchanges of dialog ever.  Hayes says, “I’ve been a terrible rotter,” and Richmond replies, “That’s all right old man,” and then they shake hands.

William Bletcher steals the serial as the conflicted Gorzo.  He wants to be loyal to Zolok because he has been promised that his disfigurement will be corrected.  He helps Natacha escape because he is in love with her, which causes him to hate Bruce since she is obviously attracted to him.  And at times he voices thoughts of taking over control of the city for himself.  When he finds out he has been lied to and there is no cure for his disfigurement it is almost heartbreaking.

Swickard is a little too hammy as the long suffering Manyus, constantly moaning about how his inventions are being misused, “Oh woe is me”.  Dell gives an amateurish performance, but it isn’t as bad as some books report.

Well I’ve put it off as long as I can.  Time to discuss the really bad.  The main part that gives this serial it’s deserved reputation is in it’s treatment of natives.  After several shocking scenes in the first chapter detailing the way they are turned into mindless slaves, along comes Chapter Six where a tribe of disfigured albino pygmies is discovered.  Turns out they were all natives who wanted to become white and so Manyus came up with a chemical that does it, causing them to be disfigured and shrink as a result.

Think about that statement for a minute.  Let that sentence sink in.  Has there ever been a more insulting concept?  While most thirties films try to promote the concept that all natives really want is a white man to tell them what to do, this one pushes the theory that all natives want really just want to be white, and are willing to let themselves be disfigured to achieve it.  And that, more than anything else, is why this serial is the biggest turkey in the genre.